$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
