I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I party with great urgency now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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