I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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