Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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