I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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