Why are handjobs necessary in class?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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