I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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