that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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