Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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