"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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