? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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