So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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