Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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