Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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