I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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