This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
