i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've blown a few things in my day
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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