Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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