you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
false alarm, still single
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