You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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