Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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