Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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