The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
