At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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