I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she looked like the before picture.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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