You're my little dorito
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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