Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have feelings that need drinking.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize