Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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