so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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