uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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