I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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