puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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