Just took my morning after pill in the library
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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