Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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