get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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