they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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