Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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