Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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