I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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