How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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