i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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