He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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