Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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