Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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