quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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