I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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