Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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