summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's great music for shaving your balls
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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