covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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