Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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