Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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