I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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