Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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