so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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