It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Randomize
