; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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